1. "Most Thorough Cleaning Ever or it's FREE!"
You will feel my cleaning is the most thorough you have ever seen. If you do not feel it is the most thorough, call me and I will do whatever I can to improve the cleaning to your satisfaction. If you are still not pleased, upon your request, I will gladly refund all your money, and we will part friends. If you ask for a refund, I will not serve you again, but I will be happy to recommend another company that I feel is ethical.
2. "No Spots Will Return and Your Carpet Will Not Re-soil Quickly."
Some stains are permanent, but if we can get a spot out, it will not return. My cleaning is designed to give you the longest lasting clean possible and no spots will come back or traffic lanes will not return. If a spot or traffic lane is going to come back, it will show up in a few days. But I give you a full thirty days to call, and I will clean them again for free and make sure they stay out.
3. "100% Satisfaction Guaranteed, Risk Free."
If there is anything you are not quite pleased with, call me, and we'll figure out, together, how to make it right for you. If you are still not pleased, I will gladly refund all your money, and we will part friends. If you ask for a refund, I will not serve you again, but I will be happy to recommend another cleaner that I feel is ethical.
4. "7 Day Bullet-Proof Guarantee."
If any catastrophe happens to your carpet within the first week after we clean it for you, don't worry, we will come back and touch it up for you at no charge. This is especially good for people who are moving into a new home, because we clean the carpet before you move in, and if anything gets spilled or tracked on your carpet during the moving process, we will take care of it for you. You are assured that you will get all settled in with a fresh, clean, sanitary carpet. Plus, if you are selling a home, we will transfer the "7Day Bullet-Proof Warranty" to the person who bought your home. Why would I do this? So I can have two happy customers instead of one! Everybody wins.